For seven years I could not raise my feet.
When I to the great physician came,
Why the crutches? He inquired deep
And I told him: I am lame.
He replied: That's no surprise.
Be so good and try once more.
If you're lame, it's this device.
Walk, fall, crawl across the floor!
Laughing like a raging devil horned,
my dear crutches from my hands he torned,
He broke them across my back,
and threw them into the burning stack.
Well. I'm cured: My walk is good.
Cured by raging laughter.
Sometimes, though, when I see wood,
I walk worse for some hours after.
- German Original by Berthold Brecht